Schwinn Breeze Bike

HE SAID:

I’ve only been pulled over once. To recap: A cop chased me down — not for speeding — but for having expired license plate stickers. Absurd. Did he have a telescope for an eye?

Conversely, I’ve only pulled over one person.

No, I didn’t steal a squad car and deceive soccer moms.

Was it “Take Your Son to Work Day?”

Today I was at the Soviet-style local gym, which I have detailed in a previous post . Instead of training to smash Rocky’s skull with my 2000 psi punch, however, I am slaving away trying to burn off the extra 10 lbs of solid fat I packed on during my Hawk Wild training. It is an uphill battle, but today I realized that maybe my physique isn’t so bad after all.

I was sweating on the treadmill like a 45-year-old soccer mom about to enter Bret Michael’s dressing room, pacing myself to the rhythmic wheezing of the liver-spotted geezers on the exercise bikes, when I saw a turrible, turrible sight.

You see…weeks ago, I was walking home from the gym when I saw a fatter, Eastern European version of Tony Siragusa jumping rope on the sidewalk next to one of the busiest streets in Chicago during the middle of the day. He was easily 300 lbs and looked like he was pregnant with Octo-mom her kids, and yet he was exercising in public without a shirt. Watching his swollen belly flop around like an Italian soccer player was mesmerizing, but I avoided total hypnosis because he could only jump three or four times before he stopped for a rest. I have no idea why he was doing this abhorrent routine in public, but I will give him a pass because he’s a Euro. At the time, I admired him for exercising in order to avoid dropping dead from a heart attack before the end of the week.

Is it easy to convert a breeze Schwinn mountain bike with one speed?

Posted by bikeworks on 06.11

No.. it would be almost impossible.

First, the Breeze used Schwinn specific wheels so swapping just the tires would be ruled out.

No.. it would be almost impossible.

First, the Breeze used Schwinn specific wheels so swapping just the tires would be ruled out.

I was looking into an ad with a 3 speed schwinn breeze for about $55. I made the mistake of not doing research into the last bike I bought.

Posted by Bob A on 07.03

If the bike is in good shape buy it, you can ride a bike in heels because you only use the ball of your foot to pedal with.

It's really good if you lean it up against a fence & grow tomato vines on it. Sorry, it's a rock bottom quality bike.

If the bike is in good condition to buy, you can ride a bike in heels because you only use the ball of the foot to the pedal with.