So anyway, I was telling Dave about a bumper sticker that I had seen on a truck. It read, "Don't move firewood" and for the life of me I could not figure out what the hell it could possibly mean! Some nut actually took the time to have a bumper sticker made, to express his beliefs in a classic American format, and he comes up with "Don't move firewood"?!!! (I later came to understand that it is common for pests and insects to migrate from region to region via firewood bundles, hence the sticker.) Now we couldn't just leave a mystery a mystery, no, not us. We had to start screwing around and making up our own stupid bumper sticker ideas! Sadly, we didn't have the wits to right them all down, so...

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There were three miscreants on the bike who snatched the bag and were trying to escape. The miscreant who was driving the bike fled with the bag while the other two were arrested. However, two of the bikers fell as the bike lost balance in the face of a chase by locals. KOLKATA: A stolen briefcase created panic among commuters on Friday near Jaiswal Hospital on GT Road as people feared it contained bomb and could explode if touched. Meanwhile, locals informed Malipanchara police station and cops cordoned off the spot after bomb scare spread over the unclaimed briefcase. The bomb squad was also called in. But Pandey claimed his briefcase when he came to know about the incident. The miscreants abandones the briefcase at near the hospital. He frantically searched for it. Later, the bank's CCTv footage showed that the briefcase was stolen by two miscreants.

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